I’ve been using the lady’s room for approximately 21 years.
As a well-seasoned restroom user, I feel qualified to share my knowledge of
bathroom etiquette with you. The next time Mother Nature calls make sure to
keep these rules in mind.
My 7 Simple Rules to navigating the lady’s room:
1.
Don’t dawdle; be quick (channel your inner
NASCAR-pit-stop crew.)
2.
Remember Karma’s a bitch, so be considerate.
Help a neighbor in need and always hand her the toilet paper.
3.
Do not
use the bathroom stall as a confessional. Public restrooms are not the place
for spilling your innermost secrets to your friend one stall over.
4.
Groom yourself at home; the public restroom is
not your vanity.
5.
Cellular devices should never be used during the performance. In fact, all cell phones
should be stowed away upon breaching the restroom door.
6.
If at first you don’t succeed, keep flushing.
7.
If you dribble when you piddle, be a sweetie and
wipe the seatie.
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